SPASTIC NERDBAG

Walking, its snowing
Dinner in my hand
Slip on the ice
GLASSES BUSTED

Dinner spilled
Skin shredded
wouldn't you know it
I'M LATE FOR CLASS

Can't help falling down
Find myself on the ground
Spastic Nerdbag
SPASTIC NERDBAG

Spring loaded
Weight lifting
Slips off my toe
GLASSES BUSTED

Smashed eye
Black eye
Not hardcore, though
IS THAT EYE-SHADOW?

Can't help falling down
Find myself on the ground
Spastic Nerdbag
SPASTIC NERDBAG